a throw pillow. how do i defend myself with that xtcfygvbuh
A chair, Wooooh my life is saved.
a table :D
..a packet of monster munch.
a stufftoy monkey with a large head
A headband? lol oh okay I get it now when I wear it he’ll fall in love with me and we’ll live happily ever after
a knitting needle OMG WUT.
A printer…HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
My TV.WOOO,I’M SAVED
A SOFA 8D (Wait, I can’t lift up that sofa. IT’S TOO HEAVY ;A;)
A bottle of water D8
a curtain
well it was nice knowing you guys
Reimu
Hey, Reimu, there’s a guy outside who has money for you…
My bass.
Long range, heavy blunt weapon.
He’s fucked.
my wall. okay
the Ukrainian flag
It’s at least point
A pen. I will use it to stab his eyes out, then shove it down his throat.
a small white plastic table.
A pillow.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU—-
a water bottle and some dishes
some bottles, a case, and a big glass container.
B(
My Dog. O___O
Tv, radio, and pepsi can
So I’m going to cram the pepsi can down his throat, after I throw the pepsi can at his dick, and then pick the tv up and smash it into him.
my philosophy folder? yeah i’ll cram his throat with plato, aristotle and nietzsche. sounds legit.
a can of almonds. hopefully he is allergic!
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)
originally posted by adventuresofbetahugh
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paintedindigoskies reblogged this from totallyseme and added:
A paper fan. Well, what do you know? :D
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druggedunicorns reblogged this from poisonous13kiss and added:
AIR. Now it’s my dog Xeta.
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musiccat155 reblogged this from strawberrylaugh and added:
…A rubber band. Wooowwwww…..What the heck, do I flick it at him or something?
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everhappening reblogged this from naughtyowl and added:
a cup made of duct tape, i am so screwed
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moonlite-suspenders reblogged this from needklainenow and added:
empty snapple bottle. this can work.
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temptingyou reblogged this from spoilerqueen and added:
….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.
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Ukulele… haha.
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all-wibblywobbly-timey-wimey reblogged this from kingmelanie and added:
my printer… hmmm…
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alisasi reblogged this from whysoblueberrie and added:
Eric Foner’s book about American History @,@
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markborejon reblogged this from a-beautifulmasterpiece and added:
A SPEAKER. Imma shove my speaker up his ass.
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choupatate reblogged this from porcelainmadien and added:
A window. Ok, i’ll throw this bitch away by the window
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naughtyowl reblogged this from strude-heartlines and added:
An Asian, I believe I’m safe.
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disneylandacidtripforever reblogged this from 500-days-of-life and added:
a mini mets baseball bat, sweet! no lie it was actually next to me
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500-days-of-life reblogged this from graceface1357 and added:
My husky doll x.x
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be-at-peace-not-pieces reblogged this from melibear and added:
A computer speaker..
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melibear reblogged this from callmebritish and added:
An empty 4loko can. I’m fucked. lmao
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churchofhotaddictions reblogged this from clairvoyantkingsofnowhere and added:
Applebee’s gift card. FUUUUUUUUUUUck.
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mesharry reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
a plate, a fork, a knife, a tv and a tv-table (?) with lots of things in :P so i’ll throw the plate at him, then stab...
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fisharecool reblogged this from dontcallmedarling and added:
Nasal Spray. Fucking bring it.
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dontcallmedarling reblogged this from joshiewajames26 and added:
Aloe Vera. Bring it.
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si-dios-quiere reblogged this from ellercops and added:
a can of almonds. hopefully he is allergic!
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ellercops reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
my philosophy folder? yeah i’ll cram his throat with plato, aristotle and nietzsche. sounds legit.
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joshiewajames26 reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
Water bottle…. I’m dead.
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maccaholic reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
katie macleod… sweet deal.
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thepotterkilljoyrickmaniac reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
OH GOD A TELEPHONE!
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unic0rnhook3r reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
a plastic bag. maybe katy perry is going to kill him with her singing?
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slytherin-whore-for-life reblogged this from mypatronuswasatimelord and added:
Tv, radio, and pepsi can So I’m going to cram the pepsi can down his throat, after I throw the pepsi can at his dick,...
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nati-jade reblogged this from iam-nosuperman and added:
A chair! Could do some damage tbf. Would need to put the baby down first though.
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wayfindersandpaopufruit reblogged this from graveyardfrolicking and added:
lol it so happens to point at my bo staff behind the door. >:)
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live-wild-live-free reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
a pillow. I will kill you fucker!
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wielderofthewindwaker reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
A hairbrush. Prepare to get your ass beat mofo.
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iam-nosuperman reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh and added:
My LAPTOP :| fuck that shit, i’d rather him kill me :|
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